Originally Posted by eao

As a high school teacher, I've seen several catfights out in the hallways and I must tell you that they are NEVER sexy, NEVER long, and NEVER between two good-looking girls. They are almost always between gang members, the majority of whom are overweight and wearing baggy clothing to hide the fact. The good-looking girls are well aware that they are so, and would never do anything to jeopardize that. Once in a great while some mountain of a gangsta girl will pound one of these little cute girls into submission, but that takes all of two seconds.