One night I stepped out of the shower. It was pretty late on a weekend but I heard some commotion out front. I went to my apartment's large window. I saw 2 girls outside coming over from the house across the street to my apartment complex's general direction. They'd obviously been arguing & now they were apparently going to settle it physically. The one walking away from the other was maybe 5'5 & a little pudgy. The girl behind her was maybe a tad taller but thinner. I don't know what set her off or if she watched WWE but the girl in pursuit at one point whipped the fleeing girl around and drove her to the ground.
She lay on top of the fleeing girl and I could over hear her tell her to 'Shut up!!' before either applying (I kid you not!) what looked like a mandible claw hold or simply holding her opponent down to the ground by the jaw.
God was apparently trying to make it up to me for not delivering a girlfriend who loves to catfight, lol! This 'match' lasted only a few seconds. Eventually the aggressive gal got up off her obviously frightened opponent and stomped back to the house across the way from which both had come, leaving her opponent lying on the grass outside.
Alas the closet I would ever come again to something even remotely touching on female fighting was a female friend who was painfully pretty, very much an alpha female, and who confessed she wished she knew girls she could spar with in kickboxking matches.
Unfortunately, I myself could find her no women interested in stepping in the ring!
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