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09-02-2010, 03:53 PM
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Scissors' At Dawn!!!!!!!!! :)
Who would win!!???
Could have the makings of a good story if anyone has ideas??? Would love to hear some! 
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09-02-2010, 07:13 PM
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Lucy and Natasha are great friends! They go way back, they even played hockey together when they were in St Mary's.
Lucy has just heard a few whispers floating about her office about what Lindsey wrote on her facebook last night. She decides to ring Natasha. . . . . |
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09-02-2010, 10:19 PM
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Natasha answers;
Lucy; Hey Nat! Natasha; Oh hey chick! How are you? Lucy; I'm good! Just in work here, . . . . so so boring . . . . Natasha; Ugh, tell me about it, I'm stuck here in the saloon doing accounts and sorting out orders EVEN THOUGH its my fucking day off!!!! Whats up anyway hon? Everything ok?? Lucy; Eh . . . yes and no . . . (slightly hesitant) Natasha; What!?!? . . . What do you mean? Whats up? (in a very worried voice) Lucy; Well it's nothing to do with me, . . its more to do with you . . . . and really Nat, I don't even know if I should be getting involved but you're my best friend. (even more hesitant!) Natasha interrupts; c'mon tell me what all this is about!?!?!? Lucy; Ok, ok!! Well, first of all, have you and ''bitch face'' Lindsey had a run in or something? Natasha; Well, not really, I hate the bitch and the bitch hates me. Part of me would love to go down there and rip her to pieces (like I did before) for even opening her stupid fucking salon.The dogs on the street know how much we hate each other but we're grown women now. Sure we've been having a HUGE price war, neither of us are making a penny because of it.  I often slag her off to my customers but thats about it!?!? WHY do you ask? Whats going on Luc???? TELL ME????Lucy; Ok Nat, chill the fuck out! Now promise not to lose the plot on me when you hear this, but one of the girls in the office is fiends with Lindsey on facebook and aparently she uploaded a really sluttly pic of herself in a nitey and gold heels, kneeling on her bed and the title was: "Hottest hairdresser in town, thats why the boys ALWAYS chose me!!!!" or something like that. . . . Natasha roars back down the phone to Lucy: That FUCKING SLAPPER SLUT FACE fucking BITCH!!!!!!!!!! Thats FUCKING it!!!!!! I don't give a shit who's about or how bad it might look, grown ladies or not, there is NO WAY i can possibly let this go. She wants a fight me Lucy!! She FUCKING WANTS a FIGHT!!!! Why else would she write it? I cant wait to fuck her up!!! She obviously didn't learn her lesson all those years ago. . . . . . Oh I can just picture that bitchy sly face of hers right now and all the marks I'm gonna leave on it!!! She'll be lucky if she's ever even able to have children when I'm done with her. I want to shame her in front of EVERYONE in this town the BITCH!! I'll fight her on the main street!!! What better!!!!!?? Thats it, thats what I should do, I should go down to the salon right now and drag her out by her filthy skanky hair!!! Natasha's rage-full rant was going on and on and on and Lucy wasn't even able to get so much as one word in. She finally managed to pick her moment and interrupt, however. Lucy; NATASHA!?!?!? Stop!! You'll solve nothing by doing that!!!! Look at you - you're a grown woman!! You can't be going out into the middle of the street fighting . . . . . and you especially can't be going out fighting another hairdresser! C'mon Natasha, it's clear that all she wants is to wind you up . . . . and she's SUCCEEDED!!!! Don't stoop to her level. You said you want to go down to her salon right!? Well its Monday - she'll be off today. And secondly she'd be only delighted to see you arriving at her salon to beat her up. She'd probably call the cops and have you done for assault. You'd be closed down!? Thats probably what she wants, so calm the fuck down and don't stoop to her level ok!?!? Hello!?!? Natasha!?!? I said ok!? Natasha; Look, Luc, I know what you mean but this bitch needs to be taught a lesson!!!! And no Luc, she DOES want to fight. . . . I know it!! We have unfinished business, there was very little between us at the arcade that time and if she's anything like me, I just know she's itching to fight me again! All throughout college and ever since I've been just dying for this opportunity. I understand what you're saying about me storming down to her. I think I need to get back at her and give her a reason to come looking for ME!?!?!? Lucy; Listen babe, this is absolutely ridiculous. You need to just leave this alone and be the bigger woman! Natasha; No way! I mean, there's no way I can just let her get away with saying something like that. I need to do something or she'll just think I've turned into a sissy and she can do what she wants! I've calmed down a bit now Luc,. . . . . I still want to rip her fucking head off. . . . . . but I'm happy to wait a while. . . . . my chance will come. I know that bitch inside out and I know she wants a fight. I've never ever got into another fight in my whole life and I'd never even WANT to fight anyone else, but that bitch makes my blood boil and I know I do the same to her!!! Lucy; I still think its silly for two women like you to be going toe to toe. Natasha (getting a bit pissed off) ; So WHAT!? Are you saying women aren't ALLOWED to settle things with a physical fight then huh!? Every second weekend I see women been thrown out of the club for fighting, and those fights often continue down the street!! Lucy; Ok! Ok! I know I can't change you're mind, you're so determined! So what are you gonna do then?? Natasha; That is the million dollar question hon!! I could maybe update my status too and slag!!? Or Maybe I'll send her a facebook mail either and tell her just how much of a sorry cowardly bitch she is to have done this and that she's obviously too chicken shit to actually face me in public and tell me to my face if she has something to say!? Lucy; I really really don't know Nat. Thats just sinking to her level. You've gotta be the bigger woman here and show that you couldn't give a shit! Natasha; I could always FUCK her boyfriend either if the slut has one!! That would work!!!!!! Lucy; I'm taking that was a joke you crazy bitch!?!? Natasha; Just one of many options m'dear. I have to nail this bitch! It's gonna happen. Lucy; Whatever you say Nat! Whatever you say!! I better get back to work here hon, boss is kinda looking at me but would you like to come over to mine later for some wine, soaps and some girly chats!?!? Natasha; Its a date!  see you about 8ish?Lucy; See you then m'dear! Natasha leaves down the phone. She cannot believe that this is actually happening. It's a little strange but she is actually a bit relieved that there might be a chance to sort out this grudge once and for all. It was a pretty epic fight all those years ago. Both her and Lindsey boasted about kicking the others ass but if truth be told NOBODY and I really mean nobody could pick a winner that day in a fight that seemed to roll on forever and left both girls blouses ripped and bodies, scraped, bloody, battered an bruised! Natasha ponders for quite a bit about things she could possible do to piss off Lindsey but not just that, - she also wonders what she will do if she happens to bump into her rival in the shop or on the street, she'd find it really hard not to square up to her. It could be a difficult few days ahead, at least she can chat about it all over a glass of wine with Lucy tonight!!! Any ideas what could or should happen next guys??? What should Natasha do?? If you have any ideas for this p.m me!!! below is Natasha on the fone to Lucy!!! |
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09-02-2010, 10:34 PM
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http://catfightforums.com/picture-po...would-win.html |
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09-05-2010, 08:19 PM
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Here are the two girls. Lindsey is the brunette and natasha the Blonde! Check them at this link: http://catfightforums.com/picture-po...would-win.html |
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