Mr. Cavalier

Cavalier Magazine Online

Currently running on cable on-demand is Raunchy Rumble Girls. I’ve viewed dozens of these made for cable catfight videos and I’ve usually come away disappointed. Not this trip. Yes, the production quality is non-existent, but that’s not always a bad thing. The show features two girl fights and the first one between porn sluts Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek makes the $9.99 price tag a bargain. I rarely refer to any woman as a “slut” but I think both these girls would consider it a complement. Alexia has achieved some fame through the New York Post, for using the old “Lesbian Defense” during her obscenity trial. She has a killer body and that dyed blonde over dark “Bro Ho” hair style, big, but natural looking tits on a long and lean frame. Danielle Derek is just a freak! Her huge tits make up most of her thin bleached blonde frame. The fight scenario is actually fairly clever. They do a parody of a Jerry Springer type show with Danielle setting in a director’s chair in some cheap apartment living room telling an “audience” that she suspects Alexia of cheating with her boyfriend. Out through the curtain comes Alexia and the fun begins. I love the verbal catfight over “he’s mine” “no he mine!” and arguing over who has the better tits. “You’re just his little slut on the side” claims Danielle. Then the girls engage in the best tit-fight I’ve ever witnessed. Danielle’s juggs are just insane! They press them together and pull each other’s nipples while cursing and screaming at each other. This fight contains everything that makes girl fights fun. If your cable carrier has it, give it a look.

The second fight I can only say will appeal to some. It starts with a sexy on-her-bed strip show by the exotic Mikayla. Then jumps to a fully clothed Mikayla in that same director’s chair we saw before. Her opponent, black leather clad Brittany O'Neill towers above her. I swear I thought it was a guy in drag and a sausage was going to pop out and make me hurl. But no, it was the 50ish blonde version of Julie Strain and even though she still has a good body with her clothes off, Ms. O’Neill is way too past her prime to be doing this. Her massive Dolly Parton wig, I truly believe she picked up at a Dollywood rummage sell, looks scary. One of the best parts of this scene is that the cameraman/director doesn’t even try to hide or not be heard. He shouts instructions to the girls as they fight and they even stop to ask him questions on how to proceed. So lame you can only love the honesty. The video was produced by Phase1films out of Conga Park, Cali. I have not been able to find them on the web and can’t speak about any of their other work, or if any even exist.

Cavalier Magazine Online

__________________
http://cavmag.com