Paris Hilton vs Lindsay Lohan!

catfightreport · 05-20-2008, 05:16 PM

This week's poll!

http://www.catfightreport.com/2008/0...is-hilton.html

rmarcustrucker · 05-20-2008, 08:02 PM

lohan...please....she would win. Paris probably had her maid cat fight some other girls maid growing up....actually not a bad idea for a story....swedish vs spanish....sorry...I digress........

Linsey had a more "normal" upbringing and I'm sure has been in a real fight and even with the 4 inch size diff she's heavier then Paris and besides Hilton's reach advantage it would be wrestling almost immediately.
Just my .02

catfightreport · 05-23-2008, 03:30 AM

I have no idea!

I sure would love to see it however.

Especially with some of the verbage I have heard, kinda like Paris calling Lindsay a "firecrotch".

lol.

midriffluvr · 05-27-2008, 11:13 PM

I dunno...I think Lindsay might win. However, in this fanfic I wrote, she loses BIG time!

Finish Her! Lindsay Lohan gets finished off by Paris Hilton.

Lindsay was standing on the beach, in a blue bikini, swaying back and forth, bruised midriff heaving, as did her rack. Her arms, with boxing gloves on the end, were swaying along her side. She was breathing heavily as sweat poured down her slender legs and curvaceous stomach and collected around her panty line. Her head felt sore, she was dizzy, and felt weak and defeated. Her head lolled about on her scarred, slender neck, and she saw stars. She grunted lowly in pain.
Paris ran her boxing gloves over her nearly perfect ab region, and then rubbed her crotch area in boredom. Lohan had been too easy of a fight. She stuck a hand down her bikini top (which was black) and rubbed her breasts to warm them up. it was a cold day at the beach.
The crowd of college girls in volleyball swimsuits chanted "Finish Her! Finish Her!", so Paris obliged.
Paris began by going behind the nearly unconscious Lindsay and nearly snapped her neck by grabbing her throat and turning it towards Paris's face. Lindsay fell to the ground after the devastating neckbreaker. She fell to the sand florr in a groan of pain. Paris wasn't done. She picked her up, and punched her delicate stomach 3 times straight in the navel. Lindsay made sounds of agony; "Unmmmp, ugh, UGHHHH!" she moaned as she was worked over. Then Paris placed Lindsay almost delicately face-down in the sand, and squatted on her back. She pulled Lindsay's head up by her ponytail and punched her in the chin 2 times. By this time, Lindsay was so badly beaten she couldn't even cry in pain. All she knew was that she was being finished off.
Paris then put her knees on both sides of Lindsay's head and squeezed. Lindsay's head exploded in pain; it felt like a vice grip.
The crowd loved it. They wanted more, so Paris kept going the intricate finishing move combo. She turned Lindsay face-up, and pinned her, abs-to-abs, breast-to-breast, and kneed her in the vagina. Lindsay moaned in pain: "HUUHHHH...mph!" and was quickly silenced by Paris lips around hers.
"Shut up, you little weakling!" said Paris, as she proceeded to lock lips with Lohan. She rolled Lohan's body in the sand while cutting her air off with the kiss and punching her in her stomach repeatedly, bruising it up even worse.
"Now it's time to finish this little whore off for real!", thought Hilton. she pulled Lindsay up off of the ground from under her armpits, and was about to headbutt her.
"Wait...."thought Paris, "I'll humiliate her too!" She flipped Lindsay on her back again, and dove head-first into her ass.
Lindsay opened her eyes again in pain and screamed. Her small but tight butt was her weak point! She writhed in the sand for a moment, then stopped, breathing heavily, chest and midriff rising and falling at a rapid rate. Her boobs were nearly out of her top. Paris Hilton raised her gloves in victory as the ref announced "T.K.O.!!!!". She turned around and made an obscene "riding" motion over Lindsay Lohan's defeated body. The crowd loved it! Of all her finishing moves, this one had been the best.

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05-20-2008, 05:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
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05-23-2008, 03:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
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05-27-2008, 11:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
midriffluvr Heavy hitter Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 151	I dunno...I think Lindsay might win. However, in this fanfic I wrote, she loses BIG time! Finish Her! Lindsay Lohan gets finished off by Paris Hilton. Lindsay was standing on the beach, in a blue bikini, swaying back and forth, bruised midriff heaving, as did her rack. Her arms, with boxing gloves on the end, were swaying along her side. She was breathing heavily as sweat poured down her slender legs and curvaceous stomach and collected around her panty line. Her head felt sore, she was dizzy, and felt weak and defeated. Her head lolled about on her scarred, slender neck, and she saw stars. She grunted lowly in pain. Paris ran her boxing gloves over her nearly perfect ab region, and then rubbed her crotch area in boredom. Lohan had been too easy of a fight. She stuck a hand down her bikini top (which was black) and rubbed her breasts to warm them up. it was a cold day at the beach. The crowd of college girls in volleyball swimsuits chanted "Finish Her! Finish Her!", so Paris obliged. Paris began by going behind the nearly unconscious Lindsay and nearly snapped her neck by grabbing her throat and turning it towards Paris's face. Lindsay fell to the ground after the devastating neckbreaker. She fell to the sand florr in a groan of pain. Paris wasn't done. She picked her up, and punched her delicate stomach 3 times straight in the navel. Lindsay made sounds of agony; "Unmmmp, ugh, UGHHHH!" she moaned as she was worked over. Then Paris placed Lindsay almost delicately face-down in the sand, and squatted on her back. She pulled Lindsay's head up by her ponytail and punched her in the chin 2 times. By this time, Lindsay was so badly beaten she couldn't even cry in pain. All she knew was that she was being finished off. Paris then put her knees on both sides of Lindsay's head and squeezed. Lindsay's head exploded in pain; it felt like a vice grip. The crowd loved it. They wanted more, so Paris kept going the intricate finishing move combo. She turned Lindsay face-up, and pinned her, abs-to-abs, breast-to-breast, and kneed her in the vagina. Lindsay moaned in pain: "HUUHHHH...mph!" and was quickly silenced by Paris lips around hers. "Shut up, you little weakling!" said Paris, as she proceeded to lock lips with Lohan. She rolled Lohan's body in the sand while cutting her air off with the kiss and punching her in her stomach repeatedly, bruising it up even worse. "Now it's time to finish this little whore off for real!", thought Hilton. she pulled Lindsay up off of the ground from under her armpits, and was about to headbutt her. "Wait...."thought Paris, "I'll humiliate her too!" She flipped Lindsay on her back again, and dove head-first into her ass. Lindsay opened her eyes again in pain and screamed. Her small but tight butt was her weak point! She writhed in the sand for a moment, then stopped, breathing heavily, chest and midriff rising and falling at a rapid rate. Her boobs were nearly out of her top. Paris Hilton raised her gloves in victory as the ref announced "T.K.O.!!!!". She turned around and made an obscene "riding" motion over Lindsay Lohan's defeated body. The crowd loved it! Of all her finishing moves, this one had been the best. __________________ *Fantasy Fight of the Week* Jamie Pressley Pic Vs. Lara Croft Pic

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05-20-2008, 08:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
rmarcustrucker Showing some promise Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 13	lohan...please....she would win. Paris probably had her maid cat fight some other girls maid growing up....actually not a bad idea for a story....swedish vs spanish....sorry...I digress........ Linsey had a more "normal" upbringing and I'm sure has been in a real fight and even with the 4 inch size diff she's heavier then Paris and besides Hilton's reach advantage it would be wrestling almost immediately. Just my .02